Monday 13 August 2007

Funny things people said


Signs:

* "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

* "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

* "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu

for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

* "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

* "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

* "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

* "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.<

* "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

* "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

* "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

Quotes:

* "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.

* "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy
products in a soup.

* "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer
specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

* "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

* "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

* "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk
shake and a large cola.

* "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

* "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

* "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a
12 inch sub.

* "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.

* "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who
had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

* "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

* "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through
window.

* "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"

* "What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like
breadsticks with or without cheese.

* "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two
thousand island dressings.

* "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

* "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

* "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

* "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

* "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would
like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

* "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public
high school.

* "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a
fast food restaurant.

* "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at
a bakery cafe.

* "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

* "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

* "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After
saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is
that right?"

Saturday 4 August 2007

I'm So Excited


It’s 17 weeks of wondering if everything is going alright. I can’t see the little baby in here except for the precious moment of an ultrasound. I have recently done one when it was 2 months. I Just couldn't believe that I'm carrying a baby inside me, it was so sweet,I don't know how much happy I was. Every time I wonder if everything is alright inside. I just want to make sure it's healthy and happy. Well I'll be able to see the baby next month when I'm 5 months pregnant. can't wait to see the baby again.

I have been reading a lot of books and browsed the net too. But it leads to finding out there are so many things that can go wrong. What it boils down to is that it’s all an act of faith and hope. I’ve found a great deal about the irritations and discomfort that comes from this little being taking over my body, but the reality of it, the reason that I submit to doing it at all is because of that faith and hope and the chance to participate in the creation of an entirely new little person. That’s nothing short of a miracle. That is one of the highest privileges granted to a woman.

I'm now Downloading Baby lullabies,Rhymes and songs the whole day just to make me feel better and to shorten the day. And I'm planning to go out of town to buy baby dresses, bed and other Accessories too. I'm feeling so excited and happy, oh! I just don't know how to explain how I am feeling now. Most of the Time while resting, there is only one thing on my mind,Wot type of baby will it be? Will the baby have mine or his eyes, nose, ears lips,fingers, body etc. hehehe. I some times imagine how we both will look when we are mixed,well that could be the way the baby may look like dho. Oh! I just can't wait to see our baby. Can't wait to cuddle and play with it. I just feel like shouting to the whole world saying that I'm pregnant. hehehe :D

Wednesday 1 August 2007

A Gift


Sorry I have been not well these days. Thats why I couldn't post.
As a matter of fact im expecting something, A gift of God, the most wonderful gift for two married couples... by now you must be guessing what is she talking about dho hehehe... but think hard... you will know.
Let me see who gets it correct hehehe..... its much more fun when u guess it ennu dho ;)