Funny things people said
Signs:
* "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.
* "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.
* "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu
for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
* "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
* "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
* "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
* "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.<
* "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
* "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.
* "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.
Quotes:
* "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.
* "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy
products in a soup.
* "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer
specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
* "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
* "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
* "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk
shake and a large cola.
* "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
* "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
* "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a
12 inch sub.
* "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.
* "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who
had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.
* "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.
* "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through
window.
* "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"
* "What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like
breadsticks with or without cheese.
* "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two
thousand island dressings.
* "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"
* "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"
* "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"
* "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"
* "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would
like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.
* "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public
high school.
* "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a
fast food restaurant.
* "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at
a bakery cafe.
* "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.
* "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.
* "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After
saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is
that right?"
